Allow me to take a moment to tell you about my favorite thing in my kitchen aside from the slapchop. Ok, completely kidding about the Slapchop! However, the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie is seriously the bee's knees. My sister gave me this for one of my birthdays and its been my favorite ever since. Yes, that's right, I'm talking about the infomercial product that your insomniac ass watches at 4am. Inventor Ron Popeil really did it this time..(The same guy that sprayed his own baldspot on tv with a can of spray hair)
Forget the Pajama-Jeans, Snuggie, and ShamWow... The Showtime Rotisserie is the only 'as seen on TV' item you should be buying. The spinning poultry looks as enticing on TV as it does in real life, trust me. You will never buy another pre-made supermarket chicken again! Not only does it make perfect juicy chickens, it also does bitchin' standing rib roasts, leg of lamb, whole thanksgiving turkey, pork loin, you name it. It comes with a basket for burgers, wings, fish, chicken breasts, veggies etc. It also includes self-turning meat and poultry kabob rods, a Round Rib Basket makes baby back ribs and a veggie steamer that goes on top.
Just shut up and buy one. It's only 4 easy payments of $39.95!!!!!!!! Click Here
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| IF YOU ACT NOW: you also get flavor injectors... Syringes to shoot-up your meat with liquid marinades or solids. |
Directions:
- Take raw chicken and rub on whatever crap you have in your spice cabinet.
- Stab raw chicken with rotisserie spears.
- Set little timer on the side to 15 Min Per Lbs.(abt an hr for most standard sized roaster chickens)
- Then, let 'er spin!
Yes, it's that simple... Just SET IT AND FORGET IT! Perfection every single flippin' time! Even the mentally challenged can be culinary geniuses with this bad boy.
